| A
father's/mother's love warms the hearts of his/her
children forever |
| A Love Like No Other... |
| A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person
to make leaning unnecessary |
| A source of joy from beginning to end, you are our
children, but also our friends. |
| After Forty It's A Matter Of Maintenance |
| All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel
mother |
| Bald is neat |
| Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing
home. |
| Celibacy is not hereditary. First law of
socio-genetics. |
| Child of God, child of mine. |
| Children are a great comfort in your old age and
they help you reach it faster too. |
| Children are natural mimics, who act like their
parents despite every effort to teach them good
manners. |
| Children play to learn and parents need to learn
to play! |
| Don't Criticize The Coffee - You May Be Old And
Weak Yourself Someday |
| Don't Mess With The Cook’s Buns |
| F-A-M-I-L-Y: Father and Mother I Love You |
| Father's Day Fun With The Sons |
| Forty Isn't Old If You're A Tree |
| Hair Today, Going Going Gone |
| Happiness is...Being a parent |
| I am man, hear me snore |
| I Don't Do Mornings |
| I Hate Four Letter Words... Like Cook, Bake, Dust,
and Wash |
| I Like My Bifocals, My Dentures Fit Me Fine, My
Hearing Aid Is Perfect, but Lord I miss my
mind |
| If Daddy Ain't Happy, Who Cares |
| JIMS DANDY |
| Just me and my Dad! |
| Learn from your parents mistakes, use birth
control. |
| Like Father, Like Son |
| Mommy's Loves |
| Mother ... a special word for love |
| My child, nothing could replace, the loving smile
upon your face. |
| My heart belongs to Mommy/Daddy |
| My parents made me what I am today. I'm thinking
of suing. |
| No husband has ever been shot while doing the
dishes. |
| One thing now we know is true, nothing's better
than being parents to you. |
| Our dreams came true. . . When we became parents
to you. |
| Parents hold their children's hands for a little
while, their hearts forever |
| Parents need to fill a child's bucket of
self-esteem so high that the rest of the world
can't poke enough holes in it to drain it dry. |
| Parents together, a team forever. |
| Quit looking at me with that tone of face. |
| Sex is hereditary! If your parents never had it,
chances are you won't either. |
| That's All Folks! |
| The Greatest Gift I ever had, came from Heaven,
they're Mom & Dad |
| The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that
rules the world |
| The joys of parents are secret, and so are their
griefs and fears |
| The most important thing a father can do for his
children is to love their mother. |
| The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom |
| The parent trap |
| Two Families? Or is it one?...Just one, spaced
apart |
| We never know the love of our parents for us until
we become parents |
| We've entered a "changing" world. |
| What part of "no" don't you understand. |
| You can search treasure maps and oceans so deep,
my child is my diamond, forever I'll keep |
