| A
balanced diet is a cookie in each hand |
| A good wife is one who has pork chops ready when
her husband comes home from a fishing trip. |
| A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hanburger in
each hand |
| A messy kitchen is a sign of a successful
meal/happy place |
| A waist is a terrible thing to mind |
| Back to the same old rind |
| Back yard barbeque |
| Baked with Love |
| Before my first cup of coffee I'm a bear! |
| Bless this kitchen with love & laughter |
| Bottled with love |
| Caffeine induced moment |
| Calling children strong and able...clear your
dishes off the table |
| Canned with love |
| Chocolate is an essential nutrient |
| Chocolate…it's not just for breakfast anymore! |
| Coffee Java |
| Coffee or a pot of tea? Please sit and share a cup
with me |
| Complaints to the cook can be hazardous to your
health |
| Conserve water…drink wine |
| Cookin' Up Something Good |
| Cooking is at once child's play and adult joy. And
cooking done with care is an act of love. |
| Cooking is like love. It should be entered into
with abandon or not at all. |
| Crumbs of happiness...Make a loaf of contentment |
| Dining Delights |
| Dinner Will Be Ready When You Hear The Smoke Alarm
Go Off |
| Eat it? I can't even pronounce it |
| Enjoy life...it's delicious |
| Even thinking makes me hungry! |
| Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti |
| Finger lickin' good |
| Flour Child |
| Food! |
| Four letter dirty words: Wash...Cook...Iron...Dust |
| From one bag to another: You're tea-rrific! |
| Give me chocolate and we won't have any problems. |
| God blesses this kitchen, but he doesn't clean it! |
| Good cooks never lack friends |
| Grandma's busy - take a cookie |
| Grandma's kitchen… tasters welcome |
| Hand over the Chocolate and no one Gets Hurt |
| Happiness is lickin' the spoon |
| Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out |
| Here's the dish/scoop |
| Here's what's Cookin' |
| Hey, good lookin'! What ya got cookin'? |
| Home Cookin' |
| Homemade and Good 4-U-2 |
| Homemade Cookies |
| Homemade goodies warm the heart |
| Homemade with love from my kitchen |
| Hot Stuff |
| I don't do ironing, dishes, laundry, windows,
housework, etc..I do lunch! |
| I have been dieting for 7 days, and all I've lost
is a week. |
| I love Grandma's cookin' |
| I love hugs, I love kisses, but don't forget I
also love help with the dishes. |
| I made my favorite thing for dinner... a
reservation |
| I miss you so much I can't eat…well, maybe just
a bite! |
| I need chocolate now! |
| I only have a kitchen cuz it came with the house |
| I'd cook if I could find the can opener |
| If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
chocolate, is that a balanced diet? |
| If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and
cheap |
| I'm
a good egg...just a little cracked |
| I'm not a bad cook if you have no taste |
| Is it coffee yet? |
| It all comes from liking honey so much! |
| I've never met a cookie I didn't like! |
| Keep this kitchen clean...eat out! |
| Keeper of the Kitchen |
| Kissing doesn't last, good cookin' does |
| Kitchen closed… not in the mood |
| Kitchen closed… this chick has had it! |
| Kitchen open… now serving |
| Life is a kitchen counter... rest is a beach |
| Life is one big tea party |
| Life's uncertain, eat dessert first. |
| Love bakes good cakes and brews good stews |
| Love from my kitchen |
| Lovin' from the oven |
| Mama's Kitchen |
| Money can't buy love…but it can buy café mochas |
| My next house will have no kitchen --- just
vending machines |
| Name that Food |
| Need some time to be alone? Try washing the
dishes! |
| Needless to say, I won't be remembered for my
cooking. |
| Never eat more than you can lift. |
| Never trust a skinny cook |
| Nice buns! |
| Nothing says, Lovin' like something/fresh from the
oven. |
| Only the pure of heart can make a good soup |
| Our meals come from all four food groups canned,
fast, frozen, microwaveable |
| Pardon me, do you have any cheap yellow mustard? |
| Peas be with you |
| Real men wear aprons |
| Relax. I
didn't bake this myself. |
| Road Kill Grill |
| ROTTEN to the core |
| Scramble on in |
| Seasoned with sunshine |
| Self Service Kitchen |
| Sharing the Food |
| Snack Time |
| Spoonfuls of love added to every recipe |
| Stressed spelled backwards is...Desserts |
| Sugar-n-spice makes everything nice |
| Sweet to eat, and full of goo |
| Sweets for the sweet |
| Sweets to Eat |
| Taste is the enemy of creativity. |
| Tea and honey is a very grand thing. |
| Tea for two |
| Tea Time/Thyme |
| Thank God for dirty dishes; they have a tale to
tell. While others may go hungry, we're eating
very well. With home, health, and happiness, I
shouldn't want to fuss; By the stack of evidence,
God's been very good to us. |
| Thanks for being a "Pizza" my life! |
| Thanks for the lovin' from the oven |
| The best medicine is said to be, a cup of tea
& sympathy! |
| The hardness of the butter is proportional to the
softness of the bread. |
| The kitchen is… the heart of the home |
| The Queen of the Kitchen |
| The torch of love is lit in the kitchen |
| The way to a woman's heart is through the door of
a good restaurant |
| This chick is cookin' |
| This is an Equal Opportunity Kitchen |
| This kitchen is closed...due to illness... I'm
sick of cooking |
| Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator |
| Time for a smackeral of something. |
| To bean or not to bean? |
| Today’s Menu: Two Choices - Take it or Leave it |
| Two Peas In A Pod |
| Warm cookies always make me feel better! |
| WARNING: I have PMS and I'm All Out of Chocolate! |
| Wine is sunlight held together by water |
| Ya got milk? |
| You are the apple of my eye |
| You are what you eat. |
| You Know You're Old When "Getting A Little
Action" Means your prune juice is
working |
| You're one in a melon |
| You've only cooking up trouble...when you stew
about tomorrow |
| Yum, Yum Give me some! |
